Hair Oscopes Part 2: Unlock the Secrets of Your Hair

By Naomi KoganPublished On: April 15th, 20222.4 min readLast Updated: May 22nd, 2023

Earth Signs-

Goodmorning my gorgeous Taurean god(s)desses! I’m a Taurus myself, so I can’t help but be biased with my own kind. Us beautiful bulls tend to be dependable, tranquil, and dare I say it… A little stubborn. You and I both know it. I think the product that embodies us the best is the Bb Heat Shield Thermal Protection Mist. It’s a light heat protection spray that’s meant to be sprayed on dry hair and it smells DIVINE. You should be using this spray before touching that hot tool every time. Period.

Artistic illustration of a taurus zodiac sign, featuring a female figure surrounded by poppy flowers and lush greenery, with a butterfly wing and a taurus symbol below.

Practical, meticulous, modest. These are all adjectives I’d use to describe a Virgo. For you guys, I’m picking the classic Bb Thickening Spray. This simple spritz keeps your blow out under control all day. Use it for extra volume throughout or for extra help taming your cowlicks!

A bottle of hairspray labeled "oh. thickening" on a pink surface with a hairbrush and leopard print scrunchie in the background.

I’ve never met a Capricorn I didn’t like. And that’s the truth. Y’all are grounded, disciplined, and a little traditional in your ways. I can’t help but think of a classic pomade when trying to choose a product for you. But not just any pomade! Sumotech by Bb is a holy grail must have for anyone with a chic short cut. It’s part wax, part creme, part paste. In other words, it’s perfect in practically every way.

Illustration of a mythical goat with long, twisted horns and delicate facial features, adorned with subtle blue markings and a butterfly near its face. black and white sketch with artistic splatters.

Air Signs-

Animated image of pocahontas, a character from disney, standing with a wind-blown appearance against a pink and orange sky background.

This troublesome twin is just too much fun to be around. Geminis are outgoing, impulsive, and adaptable. Y’all are definitely Hairdresser’s Invisible Oil Soft Texture Spray. It’s like the perfect cross between the Dry Oil spray and the Dryspun spray. You get the best of both worlds and a little oomph but not too much, just like a true Gemini.

Colorful artistic representation of the gemini zodiac sign featuring two ethereal figures in blue and red hues with a white moon in the background.

Lovely, lovely Libras. We all know and love you as the diplomatic, charming, and compassionate friend. You’re a strong person. So strong in fact, that you’d be the Full Potential Shampoo. It’s a breakage preventing line with creatine to encourage stronger and fuller locks every time you use it.

Illustration of a libra zodiac sign featuring a balanced scale design in a classic style on a textured copper background.

Aquarians are an entirely unique breed. There’s no one out there quite like you, babe. Y’all are fearless, eccentric humanitarians. Which is why I think that you all live in your own category, as a Bb Color Gloss! Touch up your color or give yourself some shine from the safety of your own home!